Midweek Membrane

July 20, 2004 on 4:32 pm | In Happenings | No Comments

Dear Applicant:
We appreciate your interest in the Organization. Please see below for possible Induction dates. All appointments are for 10 pm.

July 21: Razor Wire Safety Net + Mike Salmon
You know the Net from our many appearances on the Spike Jones variety show. That’s Brian Donohoe on drums and Christopher Thurston on basses and me on various instruments. Mike Salmon was assistant to Robert Oppenheimer and also busies himself in his free time with side project Proof (prooftheband.org). He will be playing baritone guitar and reg’lar guitar.

July 28: Tyson Rogers, John Heitzenrater, John Phillips and Mawcrote Bob
John P will be opening the show with a new digital composition, then we’ll all jump in the deep end together. Tyson bangs keys (tysonrogers.com); John H will be blowing mainly bassoon I think (http://www.hindugrass.com/bio.html); Mawcrote will bring all his instruments.

August 4: RazorBack Safety Net + Claire Quilty
Yes, the Claire Quilty. But his aliases include Craig Hilton and Slash. Also he had a great band called Baaamfph!!!

August 11: Tripwire Trio
That’s be Chris Eubank on cello. And that’d also be Chuck Johnson on electro-acoustics and strings. And then there’d be Slow-Feet Bob on horns and strings and lookin stupid.

Please let us know if you can avail yourself of any of these times so that we may contact the head office and prepare an Induction Process specific to your body chemistry. Leave any metallic jewelry or other objects at home, notify the regional manager if you have any metal plates, limbs or joints and for your safety sleep in a north-south position the night prior to Induction.

The Ventriloquizor DL
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Retroactive Dynamics, Inc. (an affiliate of the Thomas Carlyle group)
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