tick tock in me head

June 17, 2009 on 10:41 am | In Happenings | No Comments

Saw now, we’en begettin’ mar trubblin’ fer the dubblin’ if’n ye druft my gut, hear on dis, de fearst and wearst dee sinz the originizization of da specious — ore “da genus widoot orgins,” ya mite be inclinamed to spray. Thar bean gnaw fodder fur da fiddle nar spiddle far ta spadder. Herein nuttin’ bit da wrinkin’ from all dem tellyfoons whir voiceluss vices ply thur wires unto de nekkid eres of our whereforehids, like a bawdleinfrontoya as appozed to a phrenolabatumi. Bit done tack it fro me, task yer locol enformotion ticknoologist.

Friday, June 19, Badgerhaus, Raleigh, 8 pm: Jason Bivins & Crowmeat Bob, plus Subscape Annex.
Gitfiddle & blowhorns splinkin and splonkin togidder, aport and astarboard. Skittered, smattered and covert.
Lemme gno if’n ya need recktions to the jaunt.

–Robert
retroactivedynamics.com
“Things ain’t what they used to be.”

lily-white catachresis

June 3, 2009 on 8:29 am | In Happenings | No Comments

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First Friday, June 5, Marsh Woodwinds, 707 N Person St, Raleigh, 8 - 11 pm, donation optional: Savage Knights.
The “Vag” Knights will be preverting two sets of music for you. Bring your own beer or wine or what-have-you. Rodney will provide the catering.
myspace.com/savageknights

Saturday, June 13, Pinhook, Durham, 10 pm: D-Town Brass with Fontana.
D-Town Brass is Andy Magowan’s new unit of what I like to call crime jazz. It’s our first gig.
http://www.reverbnation.com/dtownbrass

Friday, June 19, Badgerhaus, 8 pm: Jason Bivins & Crowmeat Bob.
Jason took ill when we tried to do this last month, so here’s our second chance. Some improvised guitar/reeds action for you.
I imagine Subscape Annex will play too.

And be sure and tune in to my Mystery Show on WXDU(.org; 88.7) on June 14 from 10 pm to midnight: “Being Out Of, Losing, or Otherwise Misplacing Your Mind”

-Bob
retroactivedynamics.com